23 Unbelievably Bad Superhero Movies, Ranked (2023)

    A ranking of monumental misfires from the superhero movie genre.

    by Ken W. HanleyBuzzFeed Contributor

    If you've been online sometime over the past two weeks, you've likely seen the latest Marvel/Sony collaboration, Morbius, getting lambasted by critics and audiences alike.

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    With the film's box office dropping nearly 74% in its second weekend and getting panned as one of the worst Marvel adaptations ever, I've decided to rank 23 of the worst superhero movies of all time to see the corny and crappy company in which the Jared Leto-led vampire vigilante film stands.

    23. Eternals (2021)

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    Eternalsmay have stunning natural scenery and interesting seeds of ideas with possibly bigger ramifications down the line in Phase Four of the MCU, but it's unforgivably boring, convoluted, and nonsensical, making it Marvel Studios' first outright stinker.

    22. The Shadow

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    This attempt to launch another Golden Era hero movie franchise in the wake of Batmanand Dick Tracyis the definition of putting style over substance, as its paper-thin story crashes under the weight of its era-appropriate production design and visual effects.

    21. X-Men: The Last Stand

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    Brett Ratner's only foray into the X-Menfranchise is widely considered to be the series' first major misstep, as the film eschewed many of the character dynamics that drove its predecessors while absolutely bungling the highly anticipated new characters, such as Vinnie Jones as Juggernaut and Ben Foster as Angel.

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    20. Howard the Duck

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    While Howard the Duckhas found a growing cult audience that appreciates its commitment to absurdity, the film's rejection of tonal consistency and its ineffective balancing act between risqué humor and family-friendly goofiness has cemented this adaptation in the lower echelon of comic book movies.

    19. The Phantom

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    Another '90s attempt to resurrect a superhero that was long past their heyday, The Phantom's pacing issues and underwhelming action stopped this franchise non-starter dead in its tracks.

    18. Spider-Man 3

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    Though time (and Spider-Man: No Way Home) has helped many Marvel fans become more forgiving of Sam Raimi's third Spider-Maneffort, Spider-Man 3's retconning, uninspired performances, and studio interference regarding Venom help to solidify the film as the hands-down worst Spidey cinematic effort.

    17. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

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    It's definitely disappointing that Sean Connery's last live-action performance will be tied to this super-fiasco, an ensemble hero epic that brought together iconic literary figures for a middling, instantly forgettable adventure.

    16. X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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    The X-Menfranchise has had a number of godawful entries over the years, but none of them embody "missed potential" as much as X-Men Origins: Wolverine, which has a clunky script, terrible CGI, and disappointing twists that cratered futureOriginsprojects and essentially became erased from the franchise's canon.

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    15. Batman & Robin

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    Batman & Robinleft audiences coldwith Joel Schumacher's pun-heavy sequel to his well-received Batman Forever, which returned Batman to high camp akin to Adam West's seriesand eventually forced Warner Bros. to decide to start from scratch with the next iteration of the character.

    14. Blade: Trinity

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    After the high point of Guillermo del Toro's Blade II, Blade: Trinitydecided to take everything that worked about that film and throw it in the trash while horseshoeing an origin story for two hot young sidekicks to take over the franchise and setting up Blade to take on literal Dracula in a wet fart of a finale.

    13. Wonder Woman 1984

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    Warner Bros. debuted Wonder Woman 1984as their first major platform release on HBO Max in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, but in doing so, helped audiences in theaters and at home simultaneously discover that this sequel was bad on many levels and a poor post-Justice Leagueshowing for such a beloved character.

    12. Suicide Squad

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    Good things are found few and far between in David Ayer's Suicide Squad, an edgelord's dream antihero team-up film that is responsible for Jared Leto's terrible Snyderverse Joker as well as one of the worst DC villains (Enchantress) and one of the most baffling DC side characters (Slipknot). Luckily, Suicide Squadhelped pave the road for three legitimately excellent spinoffs:Birds of Prey,The Suicide Squad,and Peacemaker.

    11. Jonah Hex

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    If you don't remember this D-list DC character's seriously subpar solo cinematic outing starring Josh Brolin, Megan Fox, John Malkovich, and Michael Fassbender, don't worry, as not many other people do outside of those perusing the DVD clearance bin at their local retailer.

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    10. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

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    Desperate to expand on its Fantastic Fourproperty, 20th Century Fox threw everything against the wall with Rise of the Silver Surfer, which results in a tonal roller coaster that does a disservice to the audience of the first film as well as the long-suffering comic book fans who were excited for the big-screen introduction of the Silver Surfer and Galactus.

    9. The Spirit

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    Though this writer has a soft spot for this hot mess of a superhero movie, The Spiritis undeniably stupid while also showcasing irreverent humor and tired, ugly stereotypes, all of which cause the film to stumble out of the gate and wallow in the muck.

    8. Elektra

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    This Daredevilspinoff brought back Jennifer Garner's Elektra Natchios in a visually dazzling but internally hollow film that uses its fantasy elements as a crutch and loses almost all of the charm of its critically reviled predecessor.

    7. Green Lantern

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    Ryan Reynolds makes his third appearance on this list with his headlining affair in Green Lantern, which plays like a collection of unconventional decisions that meant to make the film stand out and instead makes the film feel too cartoonish and confusing for its own good.

    6. Steel

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    The normally charismatic and imposing Shaq helps this plodding '90s superhero film become a vortex of anything resembling fun that fails to even reach "so-bad-it's-good" territory.

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    5. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

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    While the combination of Crank directors Neveldine/Taylor and star Nicolas Cage seems like a match made in heaven, Spirit of Vengeancefails to reach the promise hinted by the film's nuttier sequences and eventually becomes too tangled in its own complicated and overwrought mythology.

    4. Barb Wire

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    Pamela Anderson's first major feature film role in this skull-numbing comic book adaptation sadly destroyed her hopes of becoming a leading lady on the big screen ever again.

    3. Catwoman

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    Outside of the unreleased Marvel movies that were produced to secure rights in the '80s and early '90s, Catwomanwas often considered as the end-all, be-all when it came to bad comic book movies, as Halle Berry's "modern" take on the DC Comics antihero proved that the path to hell is indeed paved with good intentions.

    2. Morbius

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    One day, there will be a fascinating book (or, at the very least, a blog post) that will be written about what really shaped Morbiusinto the complete screw-up that it became, from the extremely bizarre cinematography choices to the numerous seemingly pointless characters and plot threads, to the number of clearly reshot scenes that feel out-of-place, to the scenes that feel edited down to inches of their life, including the baffling and hypocritical ending.

    1. Justice League

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    As bad as Morbiusand Catwomanare, they don't hold a candle to Joss Whedon's attempt to transform Justice Leagueto the aimless and contradictory whims of Warner Bros., resulting in a true cinematic disaster that somehow looks even worse with the release of the impressive "Snyder Cut" more than four years later.

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